Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2008 18:33:10 GMT -5
341.2690
NERO'S PIZZERIA FAST LANE
CURRENT RINGTONE: O Sole Mio - Pavarotti
CURRENT VOICEMAIL: "This is Nero's Pizzeria's Fast Lane. Apparently our main line is busy. Just leave what you want at the beep and we'll get it to you. Remember: We're Nero's Pizzeria! Thirty minutes or less! We bake it, ya take it! GRAZIE!"
CURRENT PHONEBOOK:
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341.3798
JOKER'S FOURTH LINE
CURRENT RINGTONE: N/A.
CURRENT VOICEMAIL: "This is the Holy Blessed Mother Catholic Church here in Gotham City. This is the after hours line since we're likely unable to be reached at the main line. Your salvation is a serious matter to us and we'd hate to lose an opportunity to witness. So, please, do leave a message with your name and phone number. We'll be sure to get a hold of you soon enough. Have a good day. Blessed be."
CURRENT PHONEBOOK:
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341.3413
JOKER'S THIRD LINE
CURRENT RINGTONE: Push It - Salt N Pepa
CURRENT VOICEMAIL: "Hello, this is J. Williams, attorney at law. I'm obviously in court or with a client at the moment. Leave a message after the beep and I will surely get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks for calling and have a great day."
CURRENT PHONEBOOK:
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341.4292
JOKER'S SECOND LINE
CURRENT RINGTONE: Toxic - Britney Spears
CURRENT VOICEMAIL: "Hi, this is Mandy! I'm not here right now so leave me a voicemail, kay? Thanks!"
CURRENT PHONEBOOK:
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341.3323
JOKER'S MAIN PHONE LINE (very few have this number)
CURRENT RINGTONE: Hey Pachuco - Royal Crown Revue
CURRENT VOICEMAIL: "Well, well, well... ain't you the luckiest kid alive? Either you're clever or real damn stupid. Since you're listening to me on and on, might as well leave a message. BAIIIIIII."
CURRENT PHONEBOOK:
V. Alberti || J. Bristow || E. Connery
R. Dawes || H. Dent || J. Gordon
J. Tetch || E. Vasquez
Nero's Pizzeria
Wayne Enterprises (private lines)
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It is being stated here and now: Joker calls you from any phone line he wishes but of course...you'll never know which one he calls you from. The main line? RARELY used unless you work for him but of course, he's likely to block the number. ALWAYS specify which one you're calling (aside red)
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